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The Scoring System

Thursday, June 18, 2009 1 Comment

Over drinks, a successful but unattractive man whined to his friends about his girl troubles. Why was he unable to meet a nice woman? His friends all knew that “nice woman” meant “hot piece of ass,” so after tip-toeing around the subject for about three rounds, one of the friends took a more direct approach.
“Let [...]

Full Disclosure

Thursday, June 4, 2009 No Comments

Naked in the backseat of a Volvo with a pair of legs on my shoulders, I began thinking about this column.

Small beads of sweat glistened in the soft glow from a nearby streetlamp, dotting the smooth, muscular thighs pressed against my chest. The image pulled me from my alcohol-induced haze and forced me into reality.

He [...]